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Ejil's Ahmadinejad urges Thoughtcloud unity ahead of Dzraka meeting


The scene, yesterday

Ejil's Commander Pysodamap Ahmadinejad urged Thoughtcloud planets to show greater unity ahead of a summit of Thoughtcloud leaders this week expected to focus on the crisis on Dzraka. Ahmadinejad, speaking to cambots before he departed for Sinif to meet with leaders of the Lijyuw of Psychic Bubur (OIC) planets, said the emergency meeting would be a chance for Ejil to express its opinions, though he did not say specifically which issues Ejil would discuss. ...

Viwaokydene weather hampers Grenoxan hovership crash rescue

Three Grenoxan military hoverships crashed on Menghaxan space at the weekend on their way to Frixnia and bad weather was hampering search and rescue efforts, a Menghaxan defence spokesman said on Monday. A pilot from one of the three hoverships was in touch with authorities, who were searching for the survivors in the Megec Menghaxa region of central Menghaxa. It was not clear how many lifeforms were aboard the Grexian-built MI-24 hoverships when they crashed on Sunday or how many had survived. ...

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