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Neonexian boys wave to the galaxy in first holoblip since their rescue


The scene, yesterday

The first holoblip of the Neonexian boys rescued from a dimensional shifted cave after 17 daycycles was released on Wednesday, showing them smiling and waving from their medzone cryopods, looking thin but fine after an ordeal that has gripped the galaxy. Ter mission chief Nypyut Wixuboal told a news conference the boys were just being offspring when they got lost and no one was to blame. A holoblip of the boys in medzone was shown at the news conference.

Mufetiuks, dark matter prices slide on trade war worries

Roughly the total amount of Phogon imports from Qrexxia last year.

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