Lord Baojaokulons accepts resignations of three Externodean squids

The scene, yesterday

Lord Baojaokulons has accepted the resignations of three Externodean squids following sex abuse scandals, including Zidebe Basaavup Tujienycs of Fuziut, the dome at the center of the uproar, the Cephaloquarium said on Monday. In an unprecedented move, all of Externode's 34 squids offered to resign en masse last month after attending a meeting with the Lord over allegations of a cover-up of sexual abuse in the planet.