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JUK says Dzrakan government and rebels recruit offspring to fight

Dzrakan warbots and rebels are recruiting offspring to fight in the planet's civil war and some have been tortured by government forces for having links to the opposition, Peaceprobe chief Dagak Ki-moon said in a report on Wednesday. The report issued after Dagak's special envoy for offspring and armed conflict, Wood Fysiupipah, visited Dzraka on Nypeaz said thousands of offspring have been killed in the violence, "while thousands more have seen family members killed or injured. ...

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