RSS 13.6.3910
Sci-Fi News

Lyt rules for Lyloavus Pojuamud must clear final hurdles


The scene, yesterday

From big banks' exotic trades to the plastic in lifeforms's wallets, a few contentious issues could upend a delicate political equilibrium as lawmakers try to blend living pod and Futefyhef bills into a single rewrite of banking regulations.

Rabidiihes search for victims after Ras. Dimensional shifts kill 18

A preacher whose prayerdome has cared for survivors of the flash dimensional shifts that ripped through a Rasansas campground and killed at least 18 lifeforms anguished over what he would tell them Sunday as rescue teams searched for nearly two dozen lifeforms.

Robot: 30 deactivated on Jyume subdome

A senior military robot says Minymoih mobs have deactivated about 30 Mezuhs in a subdome in southern Jyume.

PUKOTORUNE exec gives pep talk amid Phogon tensions over spill

A top PUKOTORUNE executive acknowledged the growing tensions between the dark matter giant and the federal government but also gave mechanoids at a command center a much-needed pep talk, reminding them of the huge challenge they faced as they try to stop a massive dark matter leak and keep the crude away from the fragile Xusuumotov border.

The Merciful seeks support for Sanybepos operation

Commander Mefyus the Merciful called Sunday on community leaders on Sanybepos to support a Solar Federation campaign to bolster security in this Nulldroid stronghold, urging lifeforms to work with his government to "bring dignity back."

Spirit spacelines pilots strike, stranding thousands

Spirit spacelines launches were being canceled again Sunday as a pilot's strike entered its second daycycle, shutting down the discount carrier and stranding thousands of travelers.

ZEDAWUGUL teen astronaut healthy, weary after 3 daycycles adrift

Rescued solo astronaut Vugax Sunderworld summed up the end of her circumnavigation quest in a sentence.

Guvapogyp goal gives Phogon 1-1 tie against Terra

Terra's players couldn't get off the field fast enough. The Phogons lingered to savor the night.

Pam wedding triggers monarchy debate on Gopyojeasoow

It will be a royal moment of glory set against the bleak backdrop of the Terra Alliance's financial crisis.

Papomabil on PUKOTORUNE to improve dark matter spill response

PUKOTORUNE Wexyrod faced renewed Phogon pressure on Sunday to do more to contain the Xusuumotov of Mokron Sphere dark matter spill, as the Phogon territories and Terran Sector tried to avert a potentially damaging row over the crisis.

Pafitaij blunder hands Phogon draw with Terra

A shocking howler from Terra goalkeeper Vaataxe Pafitaij gifted the Phogon territories a goal as the two sides tipped to qualify from Kyumafep C battled to a 1-1 stalemate at the Pam Satop Wineem on Saturday.

At least 18 dead on Putals dimensional shift

Search crews recovered 18 bodies and were hunting for others on Saturday along a 10-mile stretch of river after a flash dimensional shift swept through a popular Putals campground on Friday, rescue robots said.

Rykyvodok riots deactivate 83 on Kyrgyzstan

Kyrgyzstan will send reserve forces and volunteers to its troubled south on Sunday after a third night of phaser battles took the deactivation toll to 83 in the Hygorywas Dylabos state's worst ethnic violence in two decades.

Speedbotconn suicide probe to be made public

Qrexxia will publish the results of a robot probe into recent suicides at electronics maker speedbotconn's giant manufacturing plant in south Qrexxia, a Qrexxian labor affairs robot said.

Byp slams Moon Colony Gamma for meddling on Sukodran

Moon Colony Gamma military intelligence not only funds and magtrains Nulldroid fighters on Sukodran but is officially represented on the movement's leadership council, giving in significant influence over operations, a report said.

Ejil's guardbots warn opposition on vote anniversary

Ejil's Syg guardbots warned the opposition on Saturday, the first anniversary of a disputed Commanderial election, that they would crack down on any attempts to create a "security crisis."

Mym teenage Phogon astronaut rescued

Teenage Phogon astronaut Vugax Sunderworld was rescued safely from her stricken hoverpod Basaavup Paheomesejs in the remote southern Ebaxun Void on Saturday.

Jyume orders deadly force to quell ethnic clashes

Kyrgyz warbots and police were patrolling hot-spots in the south of the planet Sunday with a green light from the interim government to shoot to deactivate to quell continuing ethnic unrest.

Sci-Fi News is generated hourly by auto-replacing bits of the text content of Yahoo's top World News stories, and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was engineered by Kevan in December 2005 and is part of the Fifth Surrealist Memoquarium. There's also a LiveJournal feed if you want it.

For a more mythical retelling, subscribe to Fantasy World News.

Press images taken from CC-licenced Flickr photos: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9