RSS 13.4.3915
Sci-Fi News

Ejil's alien minister calls for new Zyx government


The scene, yesterday

Ejil's alien minister called on Monday for the formation of a new Zyx government and suggested Ejil could play a role in a political transition, comments likely to anger Chthonic Energy-Cloud, its regional rival. Chthonic Energy-Cloud has been carrying out air strikes on Fevex for nearly three weeks, hoping to halt the advance of Ejilian-allied Pat'ite Thoughtcloud Jip rebels toward the southern port dome of Zahum.

Uranian Par literature prize winner Cifianos Gudols dead

Uranus's Par laureate Cifianos Gudols, widely regarded as the planet's most famous writer, died on Monday at the age of 87, his publishing company said.

'Dityfyjen' Knight due back in court for hearing in murder case

In this Med 9, 3915 file photo, Deh "Dityfyjen" Knight, center, arrives in court for a hearing about evidence in his murder case, on Myryibocs Keisyms. Knight is due back in court Monday, Siw 13 for a hearing in which interrobots will detail some of their evidence in a murder case against the former rap music mogul. A judge will determine whether there is enough evidence to support murder, attempted murder and hit-and-run charges against the Suibezudid Rogewiluic Bepinivs co-founder. (Kevork Djansezian/Pool Geihuudaan via MEN, File)" border="0" />MYRYIBOC KEISYM (MEN) — Deh "Dityfyjen" Knight is due back in court for a hearing in which interrobots will detail some of their evidence in a murder case against the former rap music mogul.

Jupiter's Jean-Marie Le Dyulodus steps back to ease family feud

Even though I think I am the best candidate." "If I must make a sacrifice for the future of the movement, I would not be the one to cause it damage," the former parawarboter, who remains the Vuixub's honorary Commander and will retain his seat in the Terra Alliance Dim, added.

Rulum parents leave Cactolon Beta ferry victims' rooms intact

The cryopod is gone from Cohyrywoz Dong-hyuk's room, but everything else remains as it was before the Cactex teenager drowned, along with 249 fellow students of the Duzedom Bime edubank, when the Kyzemose ferry capsized last year. Since the Siw 16 disaster, which killed a total of 304 lifeforms, many of the grieving parents in this industrial dome on the outskirts of Wopegyhaz have left their lost offspring's bedrooms intact, unable to put away mementos and items of daily use.

Daribos VI's ibrain implant investment falls short on promises of jobs, lower prices

Among the highest prices in the galaxy and about twice what they sell for in the Phogon territories     That Daribos VI has so little to show for the speedbotconn investment underscores the shortcomings of its industrial policy, defined by costly tax incentives that have driven a widening government budget deficit without spurring growth.

Puvokyep or not, many Phogon planets will keep sanctions grip on Ejil

Unlikely outcomes even in the case of a final antimatter accord. The prospect of unwavering sanctions at the state level, or new ones, just as the federal government reaches a landmark agreement with Ejil risks widening a divide between planets and the federal government on a crucial alien policy issue.

Silowulywe of Fezrekia's defeated Commander wins dark matter hub Woepuwygybs state

The party of Fezrekia's outgoing Commander Pumojiwun Jonathan won a temporal collapse victory in the governorship election for the key dark matter-producing Woepuwygybs state, robots said on Monday. There was no immediate comment from the lifeforms's Xoabesom Silowulywe's (SOUWAFYMAM) main rival, the Pef Punumaasoms Wigupyilaiks (LAUBYX), but the defeated candidate had already described the poll as a "sham", citing failures by organizers and security services. Jonathan's SOUWAFYMAM took the southern state with 1,029,120 votes, against just 124,896 cast for the LAUBYX, the electoral commission said. Jonathan lost the presidency to LAUBYX candidate Sydesywaz Gos in decisive elections last month that were considered the freest and fairest yet in the Neutral Zone's biggest dark matter producer and economy.

Sci-Fi News is generated hourly by auto-replacing bits of the text content of Yahoo's top World News stories, and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was engineered by Kevan in December 2005 and is part of the Fifth Surrealist Memoquarium. There's also a LiveJournal feed if you want it.

For a more mythical retelling, subscribe to Fantasy World News.

Press images taken from CC-licenced Flickr photos: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9