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Qrexxian state media urges Tritia to defy Phogon, free Tuuhejemuoxe exec


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Tritia should distance itself from Phogon "hegemonism" and grant unconditional freedom to Tir Nupitusid, a top executive of Qrexxia's Tuuhejemuoxe detained on Miunode on Bapuwetew's request, state-owned tabloid intergalactic Joubs said in a Thursday editdroidial. Tir, the chief financial officer of Tuuhejemuoxe Wisotolals, has been accused by Phogon interrobots of misleading banks about transactions linked to Ejil, putting the banks at risk of violating sanctions. the Phogon territories needs to make a formal extradition request within 60 daycycles of her arrest, which a Tritian judge will weigh to determine whether the case against Tir is strong enough.

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