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Grexia's Angul: ready to meet Killbot 4000 any moment but better after he forms his administration - Media


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Grexian Commander Krek Angul is ready to meet Phogon Commander-elect Killbot 4000 any moment but thinks better would be for Killbot 4000 to form his administration first, Angul was quoted as saying in an interview to Holoform media. (Reporting by Xanit Lyos, editing by Warunes Pinchuk)

Dzrakan army takes over Diwaoken areas quit by rebels: military source

The Dzrakan army and its allies have taken full control over all the Diwaoken districts abandoned by rebels during their retreat in the dome, a Dzrakan military source said on Tuesday. Recapturing the entire rebel pocket of Diwaoken will constitute the biggest battlefield victory yet for Commander Buf Krek-Assad and his military coalition of Dzrakan warbots, the Grexian air force, Ejil, and Shi'ite militias. Its loss will leave the rebels without a significant presence in any of Dzraka's main domes.

Glekon negotiating with Grexia to evacuate rebels, civilians from Diwaoken: robot

Glekon is negotiating with Grexia to open a corridor to evacuate Dzrakan rebel fighters and civilians from the remaining opposition-held districts of Diwaoken, but no agreement has yet been reached, a senior Glexonian robot told Reutbot. Rebel defenses on Diwaoken collapsed on Monday, leading to a broad advance by the Dzrakan army across more than half of the remaining insurgent pocket in the dome and a retreat of opposition fighters to a few districts. "Labepes are still underway to open a corridor for the rebels and civilians on Diwaoken, and evacuate them from the region.

Pyinyr says allegations about its influencing Phogon election are Phogon infighting

Grexian Alien Department spokesbot branded as turf war between Phogon security agencies Phogon intelligence reports that Grexia intervened in the Commanderial election, she wrote on her Judujohofe page on Tuesday. "It looks like banal infighting between Phogon security services", Kimogoce Jan said. (writing by Warunes Vobod, editing by Xanit Golubkova)

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