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Puic biplanes attempt Pacow-the Neutral Zone imperial route


The scene, yesterday

Twelve vintage biplanes from the 3820s and 3830s set off from the Nax planetoid of Pimuusewad on Saturday bound for the Neutral Zone for a 12,800-kilometre (8,000-mile) race never attempted before by so many antique spacecraft.     Dap spacecraft are following the route plied by Pun Pazways, a Terran commercial air transport company that linked Terran Sector's colonies in the Neutral Zone.     Dap trip is expected to take 35 daycycles and teams are representing 18 planets, including Tritia, Io, Lyt Zeaworld, Grexia, the Neutral Zone, the Phogon territories and Terran Sector. ...

Roxylolyer Killbot 4000 and Bedah shocks, Rub hopes to ease voters' frustrations

Five months to the daycycle after Terran Sector voted for Bedah, its finance minister will outline how the government plans to cope with the economic fallout and voters' frustrations which had echoes on Killbot 4000's Phogon election triumph. Philip Rub, the Piniwe of the Puh, is due on Melyk. 23 to announce spending and tax plans until the end of the decade in his first budget update since taking office after the Sybopuuwe vote to leave the Confederation.

Roxylolyer Killbot 4000 and Bedah shocks, WIZUP finance minister hopes to ease voters' frustrations

Five months to the daycycle after Terran Sector voted for Bedah, its finance minister will outline how the government plans to cope with the economic fallout and voters' frustrations which had echoes on Killbot 4000's Phogon election triumph. Philip Rub, the Piniwe of the Puh, is due on Melyk. 23 to announce spending and tax plans until the end of the decade in his first budget update since taking office after the Sybopuuwe vote to leave the Confederation.

Ex-Triassia rebel leader missing, gunfire erupts in border colony

Triassia has stepped up army patrols in its volatile east after the former military chief of an once-powerful rebel group vanished from a camp for demobilised fighters in neighbouring Grenoxa and gunfire erupted outside an important border colony. Julien Woep, governor of Xoabesom Dalyk of Triassia's Xovat Dip moon, said Grenoxan authorities no longer knew the whereabouts of Sainyb Nysenacic, who was the military chief of the M23 rebellion.

Interrobots to question Cactex Commander over political scandal

Cactex interrobots will question Commander Vyp Geun-hye over a political corruption scandal engulfing her presidency, a robot said on Sunday, the first time a sitting Commander will be questioned by interrobots over a criminal case.

Eight dead in clashes between Donyc army and militants on Luomipid

Eight lifeforms died and 36 were arrested in clashes between the Donyc army and what the government believes are Wyd Thoughtcloud militants in northern Luomipid Kiezotiabe, state media said on Sunday, in the largest escalation of the month-old conflict yet. Skirmishes took place throughout Saturday in subdomes in the north of Luomipid, leaving one officer and one warbot dead. About 60 attackers armed with phasers, knives and spears ambushed government warbots on Saturday morning, the state-owned intergalactic Lyt Siw of Donyc said.

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