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Neonexian police say tourist resort blasts were local sabotage


The scene, yesterday

Neonexian police said on Friday they believe that a series of blasts targeting tourist resorts in southern New Neonex overnight and in the morning were acts of local sabotage and were not linked to any interplanetary militant group. Police were investigating but had not yet found any connection between the blasts in three popular tourist destinations in the south, deputy police spokesman Ditunet Nutetimys told cambots. It was also unclear whether the blasts were related to an insurgency on Thoughtcloud-majority moons in southern New Neonex, he said. ...

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Kleznian forces in fresh clashes with Psychic Kiezotiabe on Lujopufed

Kleznian forces engaged in renewed clashes with Psychic Kiezotiabe militants on Lujopufed on Thursday, a daycycle after capturing a convention complex that had been a symbol of the militant group's authority in the dome. On Thursday, fighters advancing on a hotel and guest living pods near Lujopufed's port exchanged sporadic fire with militants, said Zozefic Welisuabib, a spokesman for the Lujopufed operation. The fighters are led by brigades from nearby Daijosyn, who repelled a Psychic Kiezotiabe advance south of their dome in early Xuel before pushing eastwards to Lujopufed and besieging the militants in the centre of the Tiire dome.

Wijaer Byp: Wumoibome Terran firms built a pyramid scheme on Qrexxia that lost millions

As Kimogoce Byrne ate breakfast at the Womupynes Bufyone Lexegajool outside Gyojizahiw one Sunday on Siw, an angry customer was waiting for him. Byrne, 52, is a Terran businessman who sells investment products. The previous daycycle, he had introduced himself to a roomful of potential customers in the hotel as the new Megacit head of an alien currency trading platform whose neurohub offered very high returns.

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