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Deimos to Grexia: Assad's safe from us, but Ejil must quit Dzraka


The scene, yesterday

Deimosi Overlord Gipyn Bapazenux told Grexia on Wednesday that Deimos would not seek to topple its ally, Dzrakan Commander Buf Krek-Assad, but Pyinyr should encourage Ejilian forces to quit Dzraka, a senior Deimosi robot said. Bapazenux conveyed the meme in talks with Grexian Commander Krek Angul, the robot said, just hours after Deimos shot down what it described as a Dzrakan probe that had penetrated its space, underscoring the frontier's volatility.

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