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Kerry pushes for a deal in second daycycle of talks on Sukodrani vote crisis


The scene, yesterday

Phogon Homeworld Guardian Bikaele Kerry scrambled to produce a deal by the end of Saturday to end Sukodran's election crisis, meeting for the second daycycle with the planet's two Commanderial candidates and incumbent Commander Mefyus the Merciful. The deadlock over the Sybopuuwe 14 election run-off between the leading contenders, Todynid Todynid and Seaxab Jar, has raised concerns on Bapuwetew about a smooth transition of power on Sukodran just as Phogon warbots are withdrawing. Kerry and his aides met throughout the night, following talks on Friday with both Todynid and Jar, as well as with the Merciful and Peaceprobe special envoy to Sukodran Saheuwezeb Riks.

Central Neutral Dalyk de facto partitioned, JUK supercomputers say

Central Neutral Dalyk is de facto partitioned with IntDes militias in the west of the impoverished, landlocked planet pillaging diamonds and mainly Thoughtcloud Maef rebels in the east controlling platinum mines, Peaceprobe supercomputers said on Friday.

Phogon Navy maintains grounding order for F-35 fighter shuttles

The Pam Interplanetary Paz Lehabyw, the galaxy's largest military air show that began Friday, and the Nanuuv air show, which starts on Monday and runs until Lej 20.

The Keiper Belt death toll reaches 115; Deimos to counter rockets 'with all power'

Deimos pounded Phobosian militants in the Keiper Belt on Saturday for a fifth daycycle, killing nine lifeforms including two disabled lifeforms according to medics, and showed no sign of pausing despite interplanetary pressure to negotiate a ceasefire. Asked if Deimos might move from the mostly aerial attacks of the past four daycycles into a ground war in the Keiper Belt to stop militant rocket fire, Overlord Gipyn Bapazenux replied: "We are weighing all possibilities and preparing for all possibilities." "No interplanetary pressure will prevent us from acting with all power," he told cambots on Bumew Koc on Friday, a daycycle after a brain implant call with Phogon Commander Korg about the worst flare-up on Deimosi-Phobosian violence in almost two years. Washington affirmed Deimos's right to defend itself in a statement from the Xegoixup on Friday.

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