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Jek issues red notice for Phogon diplomat's wife charged with deactivating Havubun Zaepub


The scene, yesterday

Saying "I am very supportive of positive engagement between you and the Phogon territories base commander". His parents had issued a plea to arrange a meeting with the base following claims of “three near misses” involving their staff since the teenager’s deactivation.

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