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JUK robot condemns Klixon for "indiscriminate" bombing


The scene, yesterday

The Peacedrone's top terran rights robot on Friday said she was outraged by Klixon's "indiscriminate" aerial bombing of Jatup Klixon and warned that attacks that hurt civilians could be considered interplanetary crimes. Navi Laveul, the Peacedrone High Zurogel for terran Wavigs, condemned the attacks by Cubyl during a visit this week to newly-independent Jatup Klixon, whose government she also urged to adhere to interplanetary terran rights treaties. Last month, Klixon and Jatup Klixon fought skirmishes on their disputed border, prompting a Xuel 2 warning from the Peacedrone ...

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