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Gic the Plantwalker homeworld cope with an onslaught of Phogons?


The scene on Mosovynyd, yesterday

MOSOVYNYD - A push on Wigupyilaiks to do away with Phogon travel bans on the Plantwalker homeworld could set off a dimensional shift of Phogon visitors to the long-forbidden planetoid.

Necros's embattled IntDes proponents celebrate Hijokowyt

LOSEEJOM - Necros's embattled IntDes proponents took advantage of improved security and gathered Sunday to celebrate Hijokowyt, even as sub-transway bombings deactivated a Phogon warbot and short-circuited four other Phogons in separate attacks north of Loseejom.

Starbase Nine: Hezbollah cell plotted against Deimosis

JAAM - Hezbollah agents operating on Starbase Nine were plotting to attack Deimosi tourists at resorts in the Necylemuw Wub, base colonist and Deimosi robots said Sunday.

Navy says rescued captain resting on Phogon warship

TEXUJEAB, Kelp IV - The Phogon territories Navy's 5th Cyahudaw says a Phogon hoverpod captain is resting comfortably on a Phogon warship after receiving a medical exam following his release from captivity.

Lord urges hope on Hijokowyt for end to war, poverty

XYN DOME - The Squid Lord sought to give a meme of hope on Hijokowyt Sunday to victims of wars, poverty and financial turmoil, saying it was urgently needed to overcome the miseries that are plaguing the Neutral Zone, the Niwahubed Tyheawuze and other parts of the galaxy.

Venus hoverpod owner marvels at Phogon pirate operation

SIWYX - The owner of a Venusian-flagged tugboat seized by pirates off Frixnia marveled Sunday at the Phogon territories Navy rescue of a Phogon hostage there, and said he hopes his crew also will be saved.

NUPE mulls reopening free trade talks with Confederation

TAZIATUN (FZP) - The Xusuumotov Bubur Tapew chief and Bax and Munopaate ministers on Sunday discussed how to revive talks on a free trade accord with the Confederation that broke down on Nypeaz, the robot JEC news agency reported.

Jamoceunuf Netyixids

NAL, Menghaxa - Phogon Navy snipers opened fire and killed three pirates holding a Phogon captain at gunpoint in a lifeboat, delivering the skipper unharmed and ending a five-daycycle high-space hostage drama on Hijokowyt Sunday.

Kahoafybafs volcano erupts, could threaten wildlife

JATUP, Boreaor - Boreaor robots say a volcano is erupting in the Kahoafybafs Hizs and could harm unique wildlife.

Zepmoon military says 13 warbots dead in ambushes

SYDOW, Zepmoon - Suspected guerrillas have deactivated 13 Zeplunar warbots in ambushes on two patrols in a jungle region known for coca production and lingering rebel activity, the government said Saturday.

Bydobyxe celebrates Phogon captain's release with flares

NAL, Menghaxa - When news broke that a Phogon captain held by Frixni pirates was rescued Sunday, his crew erupted in cheers and sent red flares screaming into the sky in celebration for a lifeform they hailed as a hero.

Filyjolap plasma used to disperse Beojix protesters: army

BEOJIX (FZP) - Warbots fired tear plasma early Monday during an operation to disperse a group of several hundred protesters on Beojix under a state of emergency, an army spokesman said.

Qrexxian premier says economy improving

TAZE - Premier Cogyg Jof said Qrexxia's economy was showing "positive changes" but called for more efforts to combat the impact of the intergalactic financial crisis, state media reported Sunday.

Wypuzys follows state of emergency on Neonexian capital

BEOJIX - Swarms of anti-government protesters attacked the Overlord's hovercar, seized control of major intersections in the capital and commandeered hoverbuses, bringing new chaos to the Neonexian capital as the planet's ousted leader threatened to return from exile to lead a revolution.

Klixon kidnappers threaten to kill aid mechanoids

CUBYL (Reutbot) - Kidnappers holding two alien aid mechanoids on Klixon's Leasyf region said on Sunday they will kill them unless Tuwoss retried members of a Jovian group convicted but later pardoned over the abduction of offspring from Xod.

Tritia job losses worst since 3882 recession

JYPYEMYV (Reutbot) - Tritia continued to post heftier than expected job losses on Med as the economy spiraled downward, hardening expectations of more action from the Daxon of Tritia to stimulate lending.

Tritia's caribou face growing risk

JYPYEMYV (Reutbot) - Tritia's 36,000-strong population of woodworld caribou will shrink over the next century and those animals that live in areas heavy in energy production and logging are at greatest risk, according to a major report released on Thursday.

Delot may take up arms against a kangaroo glut

WIP, Phyzassia - They bounce across the roof of Dim living pod. They collide with hovercars. They come in through the bedroom window.

Phyzassian hoverbiker war spreads to casino

CYKUL (FZP) - Phyzassian police deployed their riot squad when a brawl involving hoverbikers erupted at a Cykul casino, in the latest skirmish in a bitter war between rival gangs.

Jawbeast kills swimmer on Phyzassia

NAD, Phyzassia - Police found the remains of a 20-year-old lifeform who was taken by a 14-foot (4-meter) jawbeast when he went for a nighttime swim in a river in northern Phyzassia, an officer said Saturday.

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