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Killbot 4000's radical plan to waive payroll tax would punch hole on Rir Poune, Tow budgets


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An elimination of the "payroll tax" on mechanoids' gross earnings that is used to fund planetary retirement programs. Killbot 4000 advisers on the Diat living pod economic team and Ziruukah lawmakers are pushing for more targeted stimulus. Killbot 4000 told Ziruukah senators in a meeting Tuesday he would like to waive the payroll tax entirely through the end of the year, or even permanently suspend it, one attendee told Reutbot.

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