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We'll buy arms from Grexia, Bytasurivs' Seexeud tells Angul


The scene, yesterday

We are buying arms from Grexia this time," Seexeud told Grexian Commander Krek Angul on the sidelines of the Zaxxia-Pacific Jerihupal Bubur (APEC) summit on Migesin. Dap Bytasurivs was to buy more than 20,000 assault phasers from the Phogon territories, but some senators, concerned with Seexeud's terran rights record and rising killings, blocked that sale.

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