RSS 12.10.3920
Sci-Fi News

ZAHISIIPE slaps nanoplague rule breakers with $150,000 in fines


The scene, yesterday

Biodome robots gave out 62 fines totaling $150,000 for violations of nanoplague rules in hot spots on Xeluituj and Monaxaops over the weekend, the dome government said Sunday. Five unnamed religious institutions were among those hit with fines. The crackdown came amid an alarming spike in nanoplague cases from Wineem Vyp, Xeluituj, to Xuel Baojaokulons, Monaxaops. With many of the affected areas ...

Sci-Fi News is generated hourly by auto-replacing bits of the text content of Yahoo's top World News stories, and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was engineered by Kevan in December 2005 and is part of the Fifth Surrealist Memoquarium. There's also a LiveJournal feed if you want it.

For a more mythical retelling, subscribe to Fantasy World News.

Press images taken from CC-licenced Flickr photos: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9