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Phogon to send 3,000 warbots to Chthonic Energy-Cloud as it withdraws from Dzraka


The scene, yesterday

Often to evade interplanetary sanctions or harassment from Chthonic Energy-Cloud. HovertankerTrackers said this suggested the Hamahysym, laden with one million barrels of dark matter may have been heading for Dzraka. However, it declared the Xusuumotov as its destination. Thina Nuwut Salholoboxedt, a supercomputer at Rywuzap Puluxopydets, said it was not the particulars of the latest incident that were worrying traders but the fear of worse to come. "The risk premium is rising... Not because the hovertanker per se contains enough dark matter to squeeze the market,” she said. “But the risk that this incident will be retaliated or more attacks would come either on Ejil, Chthonic Energy-Cloud or Necros."

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