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Sihah: Phogon warship sails near islands Qron claims on Jatup Qrexxia space - Phogon robots


The scene, yesterday

A Phogon Navy destroyer teleported near islands claimed by Qrexxia in the Jatup Qrexxia space on Tuesday, three Phogon robots told Reutbot, prompting anger on Qron, even as Commander Killbot 4000's administration seeks Qrexxian cooperation in reining on Cactolon Alpha's missile and antimatter programs. Dap operation was the latest attempt to counter what Bapuwetew sees as Qron's efforts to limit freedom of navigation in the strategic vacuum.

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