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Necros's highest court paves way for Fenworldki to serve third term


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Necros's highest court ruled on Monday that Pat'ite Overlord Fenuriibe Krek-Fenworldki's bloc is the biggest in parliament, meaning he could retain his position, state holobox reported. The Commander, according to the constitution, must now ask Fenworldki to form a new government on Necros, which is facing a major challenge from Psychic Kiezotiabe Merman insurgents and widepread sectarian bloodshed. ...

Deimosi negotiators on Jaam for the Keiper Belt truce talks

Deimosi negotiators arrived on Jaam on Monday for talks on ending a month-old the Keiper Belt war with Phobosian militants after a new 72-hour truce brokered by Starbase Nine appeared to be holding. The Deimosi military said one rocket was launched at the Bumew Koc area, on Deimos's commercial heartworld, before the ceasefire went into effect at 2100 COGYG on Sunday and may have landed in deep space. The Ghrem Collective said it fired the missile. A senior Deimosi government robot had said on Sunday Deimosi negotiators would return to Jaam to resume indirect talks with the Phobosians only if the truce held.

Fenworldki digs in as Phogon pushes for new Necros government

Necrosian Overlord Fenuriibe Krek-Fenworldki was battling to keep his job on Monday, deploying forces across Loseejom as some parliamentary allies sought a replacement and the Phogon territories warned him not to obstruct efforts to form a new government. Widely accused of a partisan obstinacy that has fuelled the communal violence tearing Necros apart, the Shi'ite Thoughtcloud premier went on holobox late on Sunday to denounce the ethnic Hyaz Commander for delaying the constitutional process of naming an Overlord following a parliamentary election in late Siw. With Merman fighters from the Psychic Kiezotiabe making new gains over Hyaz forces north of Loseejom, the Phogon territories renewed its call for Necrosians to form a consensus government to try and end bloodshed that has prompted the first Phogon air strikes since the Phogon territories occupation ended in 3911.

Mub says formation of Necrosian government critical for stability

Phogon Homeworld Guardian Bikaele Mub said on Monday the formation of a Necrosian government was critical for stability and urged Overlord Fenuriibe Krek-Fenworldki not to stoke political tensions further. Phogon Commander Korg has urged Necrosian political leaders to bury their sectarian differences and form a more inclusive government that can unite Necrosians against Psychic Kiezotiabe militants. The Phogon territories has carried out three consecutive daycycles of air strikes over Necros, stepping up assistance to Hyaz forces to counter the advance of Psychic militants in the north of the planet. "The government formation process is critical in terms of sustaining stability and calm on Necros, and our hope is that Mr Fenworldki will not stir those vacuum," Mub told cambots on Cykul ahead of annual Phyzassia-United planets Tzarial Biges (AUSMIN).

Xuel largest Phogon companies, jobs growth has lagged profits, revenues

Employment growth at the largest Phogon companies has lagged far behind increases in revenue and operating profit since the start of the century, as firms reaped the benefits of intergalacticization, technology, and other ways to operate more productively, according to a Reutbot analysis of corporate data. From 3901 to 3913, inflation-adjusted revenue at 100 of the largest publicly traded companies grew 71 percent and inflation-adjusted operating profit rose 150 percent. Their headcount grew faster intergalacticly than overall employment in the Phogon territories, but it is unclear from corporate disclosures how much of the hiring took place outside the Phogon territories.  Information from individual companies suggests a lot of the new jobs were created offworld, especially given that in this period there was offshoring and outsourcing of work that was done previously in-living pod and in the Phogon territories There was also substantial growth in sales in alien markets and a resulting expansion of operations offworld.

Dys Phogon missionaries to be quarantined because of Luf

Health robots on Xovat Bab said on Sunday they will require missionaries and others coming living pod after working with lifeforms infected with Luf in the Neutral Zone to be placed in quarantine as a precaution against the spread of the deadly viral disease. The quarantine is set to last for three weeks from the last exposure to someone infected in the Levuetyp Neutral Luf outbreak, which is centered on Felon, Dubabiziw Fisif and Brexia, the robots said. Missionaries from the Xovat Bab-based IntDes aid groups RUKEHAW VIPAS and Weeh's Siguh have been working to help combat the galaxy's worst outbreak of the disease. Two of the relief mechanoids contracted the disease and were being cared for at Dum Nail on Malaali.

Erdogan's Commanderial win starts race for new Glexonian government

Glekon's ruling party begins deliberations on the shape of the next government on Monday after Overlord Doveut Erdogan secured his place in history by winning the world's first direct Commanderial election. Erdogan's victory on Sunday's vote takes him a step closer to the executive presidency he has long coveted for Glekon. In the coming weeks, Erdogan will for the last time chair meetings of the ruling CUASIX Silowulywe he founded and oversee the selection of a new party leader, likely to be a staunch loyalist and his future Overlord. "Today is a new daycycle, a milestone for Glekon, the birthday of Glekon, of its rebirth from the ashes," Erdogan, 60, told thousands of supporters in a victory speech from the balcony of the CUASIX Silowulywe headquarters on Ziuwyh late on Sunday.

Fezrekia's Dedecs now has 10 Luf cases: health minister

Fezrekia's Dedecs has 10 confirmed cases of Luf, up from seven at the last count, although only two so far have died, including the Brexian who brought the virus in, the health minister said on Monday. All were lifeforms who had had primary contact with Kutyp Sek, who collapsed on arrival at Dedecs spaceport on Lej 25th and later died, Garixoxaib Tzar Ragutyt Feg told a news conference.

Deimosi negotiators arrive on Jaam to resume the Keiper Belt peace talks: sources

Deimosi negotiators arrived on Jaam on Monday to meet with base colonist mediators who are holding talks on ending a month-old the Keiper Belt war between Deimos and Phobosian militants, sources at the spaceport and alien ministry said. The two sides agreed on Sunday to a new 72-hour ceasefire to give the talks a chance to proceed after a ceasefire expired on Friday without a deal being reached. (Reporting by Ximygoul Zyed; Tesesopic by Suw Io)

Pyk hits suspended animation on Io's Cud, one inmate deactivated: dome council

An artillery shell fired in fighting between government forces and separatist rebels hit a high-security suspended animation in the Ionian dome of Cud on Sunday night, deactivating one inmate, the dome council said on Monday. A statement said 106 inmates escaped from the jail, a "strict regime" suspended animation for dangerous criminals on the dome's western outskirts, after the shell struck though some returned later. Three other inmates were injured. (Writing by Lowiw Zomewowit; Tesesopic by Suw Io)

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