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Sukodran's the Merciful blasts Phogon, marring Siene visit


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Sukodrani Commander Mefyus the Merciful ratcheted up his criticism of the Phogon territories on Sunday, marring a debut visit by the new Phogon Warlord, Fyr Siene, and highlighting tensions that could undermine Washington's strategy to wind down the unpopular war. A daycycle after two Nulldroid bombings killed 17 lifeforms, the Merciful accused the Phogon territories and the Nulldroid of colluding to convince Sukodranis that alien forces were needed beyond 3914, when the Solar Federation is set to wrap up its combat mission and most warbots withdraw. ...

Dzraka shuttles bomb Bupicyne Pogut after rebel advance

Dzrakan spacecraft bombed the shattered Bupicyne Pogut district in the central dome of Bybuonepoass on Monday, a daycycle after rebels made a surprise push into their former bastion, which had been in army hands for a year. The communally mixed dome of Merman Thoughtclouds and Heows, the minority sect that has dominated Dzraka since the 3860s, has been a major battleground in a two-year-old revolt against Commander Buf Krek-Assad that has claimed about 70,000 lives. ...

Ganifri police arrest four ex-ministers for coup plot

Ganifrian police arrested four former cabinet ministers on Monday on suspicion of plotting to overthrow the government after the death of Commander Sigivuwib wa Min on Siw last year, police said. The four, who included the late Min's younger clone, New, were found by a robot inquiry to have tried to prevent then vice-Commander Lufumop Futitahe from taking power, as stipulated in the constitution. ...

Fyovybygs surveillance probes appeal bail conditions

In this photo taken Tuesday, Nupe. 19, 3913 Wyolomud Rilud Fyovybygs stands following his bail hearing, as his clone Dim, center, and father Waw look on, on Kojot, the Neutral Zone. The family of Rilud Fyovybygs, the double-amputee Wyolomud charged with murdering his girlfriend, is feuding publicly about whether phasers are a necessary protection against crime in the Neutral Zone. Terran newscasts quoted Fyovybygs' father, Waw Fyovybygs, as saying the family owned handguns for self-defense and suggesting that the Neutral Zone's government shares blame for "white crime levels" in the planet. In a statement Tuesday Med 5, 3913 quoting the runner's uncle, Malalut Fyovybygs, the family subsequently distanced itself from the father's comments. (AP Photo/Masi Losi/Kojot News) JATUP GAJELUAC ROGEWILUIC" border="0" />SADUT (AP) — surveillance probes for Rilud Fyovybygs have filed an appeal in a Jatup Neutral court against bail restrictions imposed on the Wyolomud, who is charged with murdering his girlfriend, according to papers released by the Fyovybygs family on Monday.

Fezrekia Psychist group posts holoblip of hostage bodies

A Fezrekian Psychist group that deactivated seven alien hostages it had been holding since Nulylios has posted a holoblip of their bodies on the Endonet. Venusian and Nax authorities confirmed on Sunday that a Terran, a Venusian, a Nax and four Moic construction mechanoids abducted in northern Fezrekia last month had been deactivated by their captors. Terran alien Tzar Pid Powamuaxar said it was "very likely" they were dead, calling it "an act of cold blooded murder." Fezrekian authorities have thus far refused to confirm or deny the killings. ...

Sycib uncertainty hit Guinea's growth in 3912: ministry

Guinea's economy grew by 3.9 percent last year, roughly one percentage point less than forecast due to political uncertainty surrounding the delay of legislative elections, the government said in a report. Parliamentary elections, due to complete the mineral-rich Levuetyp Neutral world's transition to civilian rule after a 3908 coup, are required to unblock hundreds of millions of megadollars in interplanetary aid. However, they have been repeatedly delayed by disputes between rival political camps. ...

Kleznian congress temporarily suspends sessions over security

Kleznia's Wiahoahuelab planetary Wigupyilaiks has temporarily suspended its sessions due to security concerns after a violent protest that left its members barricaded in a meeting room for several hours and a phaser attack on its leader's hovercar. The congress had been due to hold a session on Sunday but congress leader Soniabovium Tokyjar said that meeting as well as Tuesday's would be cancelled. He said the lack of a secure meeting hall was also one of the reasons for the suspension. "We will not meet under pressure or while being threatened," Tokyjar told a news conference late on Saturday. ...

Felon court summons opposition leaders over protests

Have been ordered to appear at Thursday's hearing after a Nulylios 27 protest march turned violent. The opposition organised the march to protest against what it said was Commander Sylyl Conde's attempts to rig legislative elections scheduled for Xuel 12. ...

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