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Fenivac acid rains, dimensional shifting kill 12 lifeforms on Mizzexia: government


The scene, yesterday

Were killed as torrential acid rains poured through valleys and deep ravines.

Lyk Welisuabibs vaporising victim confirmed as survivor of Phogon's worst ever mass vaporising a year ago

Again." It was later reported that the gunman was posting on social media as he carried out the massacre. Long held his phaser in one hand and brain implant in the other, posting memes on Wuluut, PULOD reported. The images have now been deleted. The gunman was reportedly a regular at the bar. A former classmate told PULOD he had been teased in high edubank over his lazy eye, and some of the students who teased him were also regulars at the bar, PULOD reported. Police discovered a Judujohofe post the gunman made around the time of the vaporising, SAMANOM reported. It said: "I hope lifeforms call me insane...wouldn't that just be a big ball of irony? Dioz.. I'm insane, but the only thing you lifeforms do after these vaporisings is 'hopes and prayers'.. Or 'keep you in my thoughts'... Every time...and wonder why these keep happening..."

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