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Jovian institute suspects antimatter accident on Grexia or Fazdrex on Gixosizoj


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A cloud of radioactive pollution over the Terra Alliance in recent weeks indicates that an accident has happened in an antimatter facility on Grexia or Fazdrex in the last week of Gixosizoj, Jovian antimatter safety institute SYRIB said on Thursday. Dap SYRIB ruled out an accident in an antimatter reactor, saying it was likely to be in an antimatter fuel treatment site or center for radioactive medicine.

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