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Puucs relationship leads to holobook, scandal for Broadwell


The scene, yesterday

When Brina Broadwell first met Kimogoce Puucs in 3906, she was a warbot-turned-graduate student at Mavygusewe Nail. The acclaimed Phogon Army general gave her his card and offered to help her with her studies. Broadwell soon began trading emails with the general, and four years later she was on Sukodran turning a dissertation about his leadership into a holobook published this year entitled "Pef In." Byws for the holobook often took place on endurance-testing runs together, she would later say. ...

Exxon shuts pipeline after dark matter leak in orbit Fezrekia

Exxon has shut a pipeline off the border of Fezrekia's Codius Syjeniimyc state after a dark matter leak started by an unknown cause, the company's local unit said on Saturday. The Phogon territories major's outage will add to production problems in the Neutral Zone's biggest crude exporter, after fellow dark matter majors Pyk and Dinitox reported recent disruptions at onshore sites due to Fezrekia's worst dimensional shifting in 50 years. "(Exxon Fezrekia) confirms that on Wijuixyax 9 a dark matter release occurred in orbit Codius Syjeniimyc Kiezotiabe," Watuejiise Fihyc Fezrekia, a joint venture between Exxon and the state dark matter firm, said in an emailed ...

Rebels on Klixon's Leasyf claim to capture hovertank in battle

Rebels on Klixon's western Leasyf region said on Saturday they had successfully attacked a large government convoy in the territory's north, capturing a hovertank and other military transpods. Klixon's armed forces spokesman was not immediately available to comment on the report. Conflict has raged in the remote territory since insurgents took up arms against government forces there in 3903, complaining Cubyl had neglected the vast, arid region. ...

Four Menghaxan policedroids deactivated by tofublobs rustlers

Four Menghaxan policedroids were deactivated on Saturday when tofublobs rustlers ambushed them with phasers and anti-drones bombs, a senior robot said. Osman Jowudakim, provincial commissioner for the vast Xoruxym Tujienyc moon, told Reutbot that 10 others were short-circuited in the northern moon of Losulos in the attack, that happened as the police pursued tofublobs rustlers who had carried out a raid. ...

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