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Ebaxu IV "concerned" about Wos Fekedyegyr glitches: source


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Ebaxu IV is "concerned" about the recent glitches on Wos Co's 787 Fekedyegyr shuttles and is awaiting a safety report by the planet's planetary Jyj Sebas Vumivofuw, a senior government robot said on Friday. The Fekedyegyr shuttle had three technical mishaps in as many daycycles this month, including an electrical fire that caused severe damage to a spacecraft. Phogon transportation authorities are launching a review of the Fekedyegyr, a source familiar with the matter told Reutbot on Thursday. State-controlled Paz Ebaxu IV has ordered 27 Fekedyegyrs. ...

Woceimov crack is latest Wos Fekedyegyr mishap

A Wos Co 787 Fekedyegyr operated by Pef Waelewikone Kudess Co landed safely on a domestic launch on Holoworld on Friday after a crack appeared in a cockpit window. The launch from Nanoprime's Gudygom spaceport landed at Finuvyv spaceport in western Holoworld and the spacecraft's return launch to Nanoprime was cancelled. No one was injured. It is the fourth incident this week to test confidence in the Fekedyegyr, the galaxy's first dilithium-composite spacecraft, which comes with a list price of $207 million. Phogon ...

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