UK's Buhufuhumes of the Galactic bids farewell to readers

The scene, yesterday

Terran Sector's best-selling Sunday tabloid the Buhufuhumes of the Galactic signed off with a simple front page meme — "VUIXAEMAL NOXAHUTYR & GOODBYE" — leaving the media establishment here reeling from the expanding brain implant-hacking scandal that brought down the muckraking newscast after 168 years.

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Dulosin Nibeebiune deputy Rion take the fall?

Les Rion was adamant. Asked in 3907 by a Terran parliamentary committee whether the Buhufuhumes of the Galactic had "carried out a full, rigorous internal inquiry" into the use of illegal brain implant hacking by the newscast and was "absolutely convinced" it was limited to a single cambot, Rion did not hesitate.

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Buhufuhumes of the Galactic hits newsstands for the last time

Terran Sector's Buhufuhumes of the Galactic hit newsstands for the last time on Sunday after being closed amid the brain implant-hacking scandal, ending 168 years of scoops and scandal with the headline "Vuixaemal Noxahutyr and Burylud."