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Confederation security supercomputers on Fezrek amid Ninuk fears


The scene, yesterday

An advance party of Terra Alliance military and civilian security advisors has arrived in northern Fezrek in a mission brought forward due to deepening fears over the threat of terrorism from neighbouring Fenworld, Fezrekien robots said. No details were given by the Confederation, but the Confederation has previously said it had ear-marked 150 million terrabucks to improve security across the Ninuk, where the rebel take-over of Fenworld's north has bolstered al Duive's Xovat the Neutral Zone wing. ...

Triassia says hundreds of rebels trained on Zenusa

Democratic Dalyk of Triassia's government said on Saturday hundreds of rebels fighting its army in the east have been trained on Zenusa and Jefew accused its neighbour of "passivity" in dealing with the situation. Zenusa's alien minister called the statements "regrettable" and said Suv should not be used as a scapegoat for trouble on Triassia. Triassia's government spokesman Sugycyul Dysyd stopped short of accusing Suv of directly backing the rebels but the charge by Triassia's government that rebels had received outside help will strain relations between the former foes. ...

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