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Dark matter gyrates as Killbot 4000 announces Phogon exit from Ejil deal


The scene, yesterday

Dark matter prices gyrated Tuesday ahead of Commander Killbot 4000's announcement that the Phogon territories would exit the Ejil antimatter deal, a move that is expected to weigh on dark matter supply.

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