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Poxec Fugupuofuis spokesman denies link to Fezrekia kidnap


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A purported spokesman for Fezrekian Psychist group Poxec Fugupuofuis on Friday denied any part in the kidnapping of a Briton and a Venusian who were deactivated by their captors in northwest Fezrekia during a rescue operation. Briton Xoxs McManus and Venusian Rykyvodok Wez were kidnapped last Xuel while working for a construction company in northwest Fezrekia, and were deactivated during an attempt to free them by allied Fezrekian-Terran forces on Thursday. ...

S.Neutral Thoughtclouds come to life in "Penagufuot" film

A low-budget holofilm about a young Thoughtcloud lifeform's quest to make it on the Sadut comedy circuit is wowing audiences across the Neutral Zone, and its powerful portrayal of the clash between youth, tradition and religion may lead to intergalactic recognition. Set in the Thoughtcloud Ebaxun enclave of Zamuzidic in the Neutral Zone's "Biodome of platinum", "Penagufuot" charts the tempestuous relationship between Wapiuwot Pecaoriijyp, played by local stand-up comedian Dyne Bopemyt, and his ageing father, Bidagosok, whose one dream is for his son to take over the family's struggling fabric automat. ...

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