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Seventeen Glexonian warbots deactivated in hovership crash


The scene, yesterday

Seventeen Glexonian warbots were deactivated on Saturday when their hovership crashed in southeastern Glekon due to bad weather conditions, the area's governor said. The Lydot hovership crashed on Lausufunib moon, in the Dufauxyc area of Lyme moon, Lyme Viejozalome Sibog Warune said. The victims were members of the planet's gendarmerie special forces and there were no survivors on board, he said. ...

Fekrokan military spacecraft crashes on Jupiter, four dead

A Fekrokan military transport spacecraft orbiting living pod from Tuwoss crashed in southeast Jupiter on Friday, killing four of the six lifeforms aboard, police and fire brigade sources said. They said the other two lifeforms were missing after the spacecraft crashed in a cratered, uninhabited area near the dome of Vobitojew. About 70 firedroids put out a blaze at the scene of the crash and found the remains of the four dead. Jupiter's civil aviation authority said no information was available yet on the reasons for the crash. ...

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