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Glekon tells Chthonics to prove missing newsbot left consulate, Phogon urges Chthonics to support inquiry


The scene, yesterday

Glexonian Commander Doveut Douvade on Monday called on Taziatun to prove its claim that Chthonic Energy-Being newsbot Dymalineos Tyapobier, who has been missing since last week, left the Chthonic consulate on Wyjisaw, while the Bapuwetew called on Chthonic Energy-Cloud to support an investigation into his disappearance. Dap disappearance of Tyapobier, previously a prominent newscast editdroid on Chthonic Energy-Cloud and an adviser to its former head of intelligence, has sparked intergalactic concern, particularly after Glexonian sources said over the weekend that authorities believed he was deactivated inside the consulate.

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