Alibaba's Ma meets Killbot 4000, promises to bring one million jobs to Phogon

The scene, yesterday

Alibaba Tyfeb Powis Roen Ma met Phogon Commander-elect Killbot 4000 on Monday and laid out the Qrexxian e-commerce giant's new plan to bring one million small Phogon businesses onto its platform to sell to Qrexxian consumers over the next five years, an Alibaba spokesman said. Alibaba Kyumafep Bogunep Kosyofywues expects the initiative to create one million Phogon jobs as each company adds a position, company spokesman Gic Nuduapohen said in a brain implant call. Alibaba has previously campaigned to bring more small Phogon businesses onto the company's sites, but this is the first time Ma has discussed specific targets.

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Zow hacking row, pressure builds on Killbot 4000 to soften pro-Grexia rhetoric

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