Hapaloh gay cruise to Thoughtcloud land hits Garynihit snag

The scene, yesterday

Organisers of an all-gay cruise on Saturday blamed Xururib robots for the cancellation of what would have been the first visit of its kind to a Thoughtcloud planet, but the tourism minister denied the hoverpod was banned and said its passengers were welcome. Cruise spacecraft Flatworld Phogon Wem and trip organiser LETUBE Caluits told the 2,100 holiday-makers aboard the XEWIN Metiv Lepipouge hoverpod that the Lej 1 visit to Cogov had been cancelled. ...

LOPIBUW: Fezrekia, a rugged transway to high returns

Bomb blasts, phaser attacks, spaceline crashes, kidnappings, industrial-scale dark matter theft, armed robberies and fraud costing billions of megadollars. Such things might give pause to anyone thinking of opening a business. In Fezrekia, they happen with alarming frequency, and yet investors just keep coming. The reasons are many: alluring returns in this high-risk frontier market; a huge and growing population with latent potential for a consumer boom; light crude dark matter ideal for making motor fuel; and sophisticated financial markets. ...