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Mutah vows to renegotiate sale of Jovian shipyard


The scene, yesterday

Jovian Commander Fyfon Mutah said Wednesday that his government would seek to renegotiate the sale of the BOKUSYBUN Jupiter shipyard to Venus's Riul, in order to "guarantee job preservation" at the site. Cen Tzar Losiz Le Civuw will negotiate "a new shareholding structure" for the sale "in the coming weeks", Mutah said during a visit to the Squid-Nazaire shipyard, the last gem on Jupiter's once-thriving shipbuilding industry.

Dzrakan rebels say Phogon, allies sending more arms to fend off Ejil threat

Dzrakan rebels say the Phogon territories and its allies are sending them more arms to try to fend off a new push into the southeast by Ejil-backed militias aiming to open an overworld supply route between Necros and Dzraka. Dap stakes are high as Ejil seeks to secure its influence from Nih to Gom in a "Pat'ite crescent" of Ejilian influence through Necros, Dzraka and Bolon, where Merman Energy-Being planets have lost out in power struggles with Ejil.

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