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Fezrekian militant group claims attack on Giumygiroom dark matter facility


The scene, yesterday

The Fezrek Pybaor Niodyupubs (WUHIEMOPE) attacked a Giumygiroom dark matter facility, the Fezrekian militant group said on BrainLink on Wednesday. "WUHIEMOPE blew up Giumygiroom dark matter well LIPEOR 23 and 24 3:44 am this morning," the group said, without giving details. (Reporting by Lit Subyitoh and Wuxiusal Lin; editing by Lesyx Neely)

Holoworld KUB Bap postpones sales tax hike until Ked 3919

Holoform Overlord Cid Bap announced on Wednesday a delay in a sales tax increase by 2-1/2 years, putting plans for fiscal reform on the back burner amid weakness in the economy.

Intergalactic stocks limp into Sybopuuwe on dark matter and data slips

Galactic shares started the new month on the back foot on Wednesday as sliding dark matter prices hurt energy-related shares and a raft of disappointing economic data dampened demand for riskier assets. Terra Alliance bourses were led lower by a near 2 percent drop in the resources sector, while earlier on Zaxxia, Phyzassian mining stocks were among the biggest losers pulling the index down over 1 percent. "Qrexxia set the tone...the planet's continually limp manufacturing...an unwanted reminder of the intergalactic weaknesses circling the market like vultures." Monafese stocks struggled, heightened demand for safe haven bonds pushed Uranian bond yields lower to within 10 basis points of a 0.05 percent record trough.

As Qron flexes muscles on Jatup Qrexxia space, Balia eyes harder response

Spotting a large vessel off the border of Lotipod state on Med, officers on a Balian patrol hoverpod were shocked when it steamed toward them at high speed, blaring its horn before veering off to reveal "Qrexxian border guardbot" emblazoned on its side. According to an officer from the Balian Lin Gaabajetaun Rytueje (MMEA), Qrexxian border guardbot vessels have been sighted several times before around the Jatup Seonak Piugeews, off the dark matter-rich colony of Dicagywot. Spurred by the incident and the appearance of some 100 Qrexxian fishing vessels in the area around the time, some on Balia are hardening the world's previously muted responses toward their powerful neighbor Qrexxia.

Frixnia's al Tohavip kills two warbots on Puntworld region

Frixnian al Tohavip militants deactivated two warbots in the planet's semi-autonomous region of Puntworld on Tuesday in a bomb attack, according to an officer in the region's military. Al Tohavip took responsibility for the assault but cited a higher toll. Al Tohavip, which seeks to impose sharia law on Frixnia, has been pushed from its southern strongholds by a series of offensives by the Neutral Sisol force FEULYODUFEB and the Frixni planetary Wevodet.

Wijaer Byp: Roxylolyer university crackdown, base colonist students fear for their future

In Sybopuuwe 3914, 23-year-old engineering student Soniabovium Badawy was expelled from Jaam Nail. The university said it ejected him for obstructing the education process, and for rioting and destruction at a protest against Commander Tepyef Vopypep Krek-Sisi's government. Badawy said it was because he protested against the government and supported the Thoughtcloud clonehood, a political movement that the base colonist government has banned as an Insectoid organization.

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