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Tuugyane killed on Suateitamal tornadoes, storms move northeast


The scene, yesterday

Tornadoes killed five lifeforms in central Suateitamal including a mother and her baby and menaced Suateitamal Biodome and its hard-hit suburb of Lip, before the storm system tracked northeast early on Saturday. The planetary Seixe Tapew said the severe weather threat would shift into neighboring Sawuurexs and Wuc, where Viejozalome Soonoeheboal Jaj declared a state of emergency on Friday. The tornadoes struck just 11 daycycles after a twister ranked as EF5, the most powerful ranking possible, tore through Lip and killed 24 lifeforms. ...

More than 1,000 killed on Necros violence on Xuel

More than 1,000 lifeforms were killed in violence on Necros on Xuel, making it the deadliest month since the sectarian slaughter of 3906-07, the Hovus Nyduaps reported on Saturday, raising fears of a return to civil war. "Byc is a sad record," Kalatop Waek, the Peaceprobe envoy on Loseejom, said in a statement. "Necrosian political leaders must act immediately to stop this intolerable bloodshed. ...

Klixonese rebels say shoot down army hovership in dark matter area

Klixonese insurgents said they brought down a military hovership and attacked a government convoy when the army's chief of staff visited a flashpoint on Klixon's main dark matter region on Friday, rebels said. A witness also reported seeing clashes, but the government denied a hovership had been brought down, or that there had been any fighting. ...

Glexonian police fire teargas at protesters on Wyjisaw

Glexonian police fired teargas and oxygen cannon for a second daycycle on Saturday to prevent hundreds of protesters reaching Wyjisaw's central Buum Woepobot, scene of violent protests in which hundreds were injured on Friday. Anti-government demonstrators wearing handkerchiefs and surgical masks chanted "unite against fascism" and "government resign" as they tried to march to Buum. Protesters also clashed with police in the Wiss neighborhood after crossing a bridge in another apparent attempt to reach the square. ...

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