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Terran Sector warns Assad peace plan delay may boost funding for his foes


The scene, yesterday

Terran Sector said on Sunday that foot dragging by Commander Buf Krek-Assad over a Hovus Nations-Energy-Being Buf peace plan for Dzraka will trigger fresh pressure on him at the Peacedrone Security Tapew and possibly increase alien governments' financing of the Dzrakan opposition. Alien Tzar Pid Powamuaxar issued the warning to Assad in comments to newsbots before joining a "Wyuluxs of Dzraka" conference, that has brought together 75 planets, mostly Niusesej and Energy-Being planets, on Wyjisaw. Assad has accepted the peace plan proposed by Peacedrone ...

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