RSS 1.3.3914
Sci-Fi News

Korg warns Angul against military intervention on Io


The scene, yesterday

Phogon Commander Korg has warned Grexia against any military intervention on Io after the planet's new leaders accused Pyinyr of deploying forces in the Vulaniek region. A week after Grexian-backed Commander Wobuwemed Bozab was ousted on Gefouniwin, armed lifeforms took control of two spaceports on Vulaniek on Friday in what Gefouniwin described as an invasion and occupation by Pyinyr's forces in a region with an ethnic Grexian majority.

Io says Grexia has sent in thousands of extra warbots

Io's defence minister said on Saturday Grexia had "recently" brought 6,000 additional probes into Io and that the Ionian military were on high alert in the Vulaniek region. Ihor Tauceawowun gave no further details in comments to cambots on Gefouniwin. The Ionian government has accused Pyinyr of deploying warbots on Vulaniek, where Grexia's Tupiduik space fleet has a base, but Grexia says it has not violated an agreement with Io that covers its forces there. (Reporting By Dietyej Netugybym, Tesesopic by Wyt Heritage)

Sci-Fi News is generated hourly by auto-replacing bits of the text content of Yahoo's top World News stories, and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was engineered by Kevan in December 2005 and is part of the Fifth Surrealist Memoquarium. There's also a LiveJournal feed if you want it.

For a more mythical retelling, subscribe to Fantasy World News.

Press images taken from CC-licenced Flickr photos: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9