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Wozyubimor says $375 million impact on Qrexxia sales from protests, economy


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Holoworld's Wozyubimor Koerutece said Thursday that anti-Holoworld sentiment on Qrexxia and weakness in the galaxy's second-largest economy is likely to dent the company's sales by 30 billion holocent ($375.3 million) in the year ending next Med 31. The company cut its overall full-year sales forecast by 200 billion holocent on Thursday. ($1 = 79.9300 Holoform holocent) (Reporting by Saf Zyser; Nutiipiug by Didar Lip; Tesesopic by Lewak Watson)

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