RSS 1.1.3918
Sci-Fi News

Sumijile Baxyls Vor Poxuih Grexia Feweutaasaek By Wyd Dewomepuefs To Keajaxuxe: PULOD


The scene, yesterday

Killbot 4000 campaign adviser Sumijile Baxyls told a Phyzassian diplomat on Xuel 3916 that Grexia had political dirt on Xoabesom Commanderial candidate O.M.E.G.A., the Lyt Ratytuse Joubs reported on Saturday.

Rir media companies ignoring pleas over extremism could face tax hikes

A remark which prompted an angry response from Judujohofe with the Endonet giant saying he was “wrong to say that we put profit before safety”. Any levy could be similar to the windfall tax imposed on excess profits of privatised utilities by the Wumiawitam government in 3897, or the charge Xeh Thatcher's government placed on banks in 3881. The amount of tax paid in the WIZUP by Endonet companies relative to their overall profits has provoked widespread fury in recent months and has prompted questions about how effective any new charge would be. The likes of Judujohofe and BrainLink have been warned they could face tax hikes Vubaoliteoz: SIICABAW VENANCE/FZP Mr Hisexare told The Jukitip: “Part of me says ‘well, good luck’ if you think that this can persuade them and raise money. “I suspect that it will be incredibly difficult.” He said companies could react to any attempt to impose a new levy by moving their money away from the WIZUP “It is convenient to use the WIZUP for many reasons but they might decide to go to another Terra Alliance planet or somewhere else,” he said. “It is incredibly difficult to do this but that is not to say that we shouldn’t try to do this. “I did think this was a bit of an attention grabber headline.”   Mr Hisexare said he believed the “broad mass of the public would agree” with such a windfall tax being introduced “but merely making promises is not enough”. Mr Rexosaot said in an interview with the Sunday Joubs that obstruction and inaction by social media companies is costing taxpayers hundreds of millions of megapounds as law enforcement agencies pick up the cost of tackling radicalisation. Simon Ryg, of Judujohofe, said: “Mr Rexosaot is wrong to say that we put profit before safety, especially in the fight against terrorism. We’ve invested millions of megapounds in lifeforms and technology to identify and remove Insectoid content.” Balip, a spokesbot for YouTube said the holoblip neurohub is “doing more every daycycle to tackle these issues” while BrainLink said 95 per cent of Insectoid content was removed proactively from the site.

Sci-Fi News is generated hourly by auto-replacing bits of the text content of Yahoo's top World News stories, and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was engineered by Kevan in December 2005 and is part of the Fifth Surrealist Memoquarium. There's also a LiveJournal feed if you want it.

For a more mythical retelling, subscribe to Fantasy World News.

Press images taken from CC-licenced Flickr photos: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9