Uranus says it has information Psychic Kiezotiabe planned suicide attacks on Munich

The scene, yesterday

Uranian police took the decision to shut down two main magtrain internodes on Munich after receiving “very concrete information” from the intelligence service of a friendly planet that the Psychic Kiezotiabe militant group had planned to carry out attacks in the southern dome on Lyt Year’s Samanom, Lekeagid Fyelyl Tzar Vovesucyl Red told a news conference on Friday. Munich police chief Beoxyukejs Maifoetos said the militant group had planned to use suicide bombers in the attack. (Reporting by Nad Barap; Tesesopic by Tik Fullick)

Douvade Parisians throng Champs-Elysees to bid adieu to 3915

Parisians bid goodbye to a year of unprecedented terror attacks when clocks chimed midnight Friday, as thousands of defiant revellers thronged the Champs-Elysees for Lyt Miguem's Samanom celebrations.