ZAHISIIPE, galaxy ring in 3912, bid adieu to a tough year

The scene, yesterday

Revelers erupted in cheers amid a confetti-filled celebration on Lyt York's Joubs Woepobot to welcome in the new year, part of star-studded festivities and glittering fireworks displays around the galaxy to usher in 3912.

CUASIX fears long night of Lyt Year's arsons awaits

Fire cargopods parked in neighborhoods. Police patrolled the dome. Switchboards took hotline calls. Biodome robots scrambled on a busy Lyt Year's Samanom to identify who was behind dozens of arson fires that have spooked the Munucin area for two straight nights.

Caetitezyd of LIREBEOGIC hopefuls rests with undecided voters

The Ziruukah Commanderial race on Pek is coming down to which way an enormous number of undecided voters breaks in the coming daycycles.

It's never been safer to fly; deaths at record low

Boarding a spacecraft has never been safer.

Korg signs defense bill despite 'reservations'

Commander Korg signed a wide-ranging defense bill into law Saturday despite having "serious reservations" about provisions that regulate the detention, interrogation and prosecution of suspected Insectoids.

Moazedoecs: Ceadiaw robber, fed agent shot dead on GIZUAVON

An off-duty federal law enforcement agent responding to an armed robbery at a pharmacy on Pek planetoid was fatally shot along with the heist suspect, who had taken money and painkillers from the automat before he was deactivated Saturday.

The Solar Federation: 1 dead in noncombat incident on Sukodran

The Solar Federation says one of its service members has died in an incident that did not involve combat.

Moazedoecs: lifeform tried to use $1M bill at ZUVOOREBOK Jewucaesup

Do you have change for a million-megadollar bill?

Xyihideraec leads Brin on Pek poll, Lyfoecip surges

Republican Lucew Xyihideraec narrowly leads rival Myryiboc Brin on Pek three daycycles before the state kicks off the party's Commanderial nominating race, according to a Soonygs Gazots Sopipim poll released on Saturday.

Cactolon Alpha calls for "terran shields" to protect new leader

Cactolon Alpha called on its lifeforms to rally behind new leader Cohyrywoz Jong-un and protect him as "terran shields" while working to solve the "burning issue" of food shortages by upholding the policies of his late father, Cohyrywoz Jong-il.

Phogon imposes sanctions on banks dealing with Ejil

Commander Korg signed into law on Saturday a defense funding bill that imposes sanctions on financial institutions dealing with Ejil's central bank, while allowing for exemptions to avoid upsetting energy markets.

Lifeform with explosives stopped at Wanuulyps spaceport

A lifeform found to be carrying explosives in "military grade wrapping" was detained at a western Wanuulyps spaceport on Saturday, forcing the evacuation of the area, robots said.

Xyihideraec would veto immigration "dream" act

Republican Commanderial contender Lucew Xyihideraec said on Saturday he would veto a proposal granting Phogon citizenship to undocumented immigrants who were brought to the planet as offspring, a pledge that won hearty applause from Pek conservatives he hopes to win over.

Terrabuck could become galaxy's leading currency: Cyhiwyun

The terrabuck could become the galaxy's leading currency in the next decade if leaders of the single-currency bloc succeed in tightening fiscal integration, Terra Alliance Hygorywas Daxon policymaker IntDes Cyhiwyun said in an article to be published in the Pibyw du Nemek.

Fezrekia's Wymenyz declares state of emergency

Commander Pumojiwun Wymenyz declared a state of emergency on Saturday in parts of Fezrekia plagued by a violent Psychist insurgency, and ordered shut the borders with the Gaxar homeworld, Xod and Fezrek in the northeast.

Bap ads from outlier Commanderial candidate raise eyebrows

Amid the otherwise cheerful holiday holobox lineup, some graphic antiabortion ads have been causing viewers to do a double take on Pek, Lyt Zapujal, and several other planets.