Bilateral Thinking Puzzles

Q: A man lies dead in his bed. He has no bruises, markings, or signs of a scuffle. Next to the man is a pair of scissors. What had happened?

A: The man had jumped from a plane but his parachute had failed to open.


This is another thing that seemed funnier a third of the way into writing it, from the Surrealist. 19th August 2005.