Bilateral Thinking Puzzles
Q: A man lies dead in his bed. He has no bruises, markings, or signs of
a scuffle. Next to the man is a pair of scissors. What had happened?
A: The man is a knife-thrower in a circus act, and was seen leaving an
optometry clinic.
This is another thing that seemed funnier a third of the way into
writing it, from
the Surrealist. 19th August 2005.