The Mechanical Contrivium: You

Ten Top Trivia Tips about You!

  1. You kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
  2. You can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
  3. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but you can not.
  4. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as you.
  5. The difference between you and a village is that you do not have a church!
  6. Cats use their you to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
  7. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain you.
  8. You can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
  9. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to you!
  10. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting you!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.