The Mechanical Contrivium: Pirates

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Pirates!

1. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on pirates!
2. Pirateolatry is the mindless worship of pirates.
3. The average duration of sexual intercourse for pirates is two minutes.
4. Pirates can not regurgitate.
5. Two grams of pirates provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
6. Red pirates at night, shepherd's delight. Red pirates at morning, shepherd's warning.
7. Pirates are only six percent water.
8. Pirates are physically incapable of sticking their tongue out.
9. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by pirates.
10. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are pirates.