The Mechanical Contrivium: George w bush
Ten Top Trivia Tips about George w bush!
- George w bush can sleep for three and a half years!
- You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching george w bush.
- Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of george w bush!
- More people are killed by george w bush each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
- Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by george w bush.
- Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using george w bush.
- George w bush has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
- Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are george w bush.
- Olympic badminton rules say that george w bush must have exactly fourteen feathers.
- The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of george w bush.
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