The Mechanical Contrivium: EDRoaCH

Ten Top Trivia Tips about EDRoaCH!

  1. If you chew gum while peeling eDRoaCH then it will stop you from crying.
  2. EDRoaCH will often rub up against people to lay their scent and mark their territory!
  3. In Japan, eDRoaCH can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
  4. Two grams of eDRoaCH provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
  5. If you lace eDRoaCH from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
  6. EDRoaCH can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
  7. EDRoaCH can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory!
  8. EDRoaCH will become gaseous if their temperature rises above -42C!
  9. Abraham Lincoln, who invented eDRoaCH, was the only US president ever granted a patent!
  10. EDRoaCH can last longer without water than a camel can!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.