The Mechanical Contrivium: Atheists

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Atheists!

  1. South Australia was the first place to allow atheists to stand for parliament.
  2. Lightning strikes atheists over seven times every hour!
  3. Reindeer like to eat atheists.
  4. Atheists are often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than atheists.
  5. Atheists cannot be detected by infrared cameras!
  6. Atheists can sleep with one eye open!
  7. To check whether atheists are safe to eat, drop them in a bowl of water; rotten atheists will sink, and fresh atheists will float!
  8. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by atheists fighting underground!
  9. Atheists are the world's smallest mammal!
  10. Americans discard enough atheists to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.

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