The Mechanical Contrivium: Zombies

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Zombies!

  1. The fingerprints of Zombies are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
  2. Zombies are the sacred animal of Thailand.
  3. Devoid of their cells and proteins, Zombies have the same chemical makeup as sea water.
  4. Zombies are physically incapable of sticking their tongue out!
  5. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Zombies fighting underground.
  6. Lightning strikes Zombies over seven times every hour.
  7. Never store Zombies at room temperature.
  8. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Zombies.
  9. The patron saint of Zombies is Saint Eugenie.
  10. Four-fifths of the surface of Zombies is covered in water.

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